Five Expressive Ways to Decompose

by Mr. K

LIE face down on an old V8 engine, close the hood, and have your friend drive you cross country. You'll rot with oil in your ear and gas up your rear.

Float down the Ganges wrapped in pig's hide until you reach the Bay of Bengal. You've got to float before you bloat.

Take a ride in the space shuttle and have them fling you out during re-entry. By the time you hit the water, you'll look like Captain Bob's Jerky.

Travel up to Mosquito Country, Minnesota. Then lie naked in a wooden canoe and spit into the air until you die.

Tuck yourself away in Bobby Short's piano with a platter of cold beans. Wait.

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