Monkey Bloody Monkey

by ern modern

IT is not easy to be a monkey or an ape,
what with our erect cousin and his sapien ways
intruding on our land, videotaping us,
and my red ass. A little privacy I ask.
Never credit and all blame. Are we the cause
of the spread of AIDS? Green monkey meat is what you ate!
Well, don't forget, we beat man to outer space.
And the Bonobos practically invented oral sex.
Ebola, West Niles virus, SARS, Mad Cow disease—
will you also blame these outbreaks on us, too?
Go touch a prairie dog, a Monkeypox on you.

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