An Ode to Girls in Glasses

by Name and Address withheld by Request

1.
I always make passes
at girls who wears glasses
A woman with four eyes
to me is the best prize
Naught else can compare
when her sight is impaired
If I lived in the tropics
I'd look for female myopics

2.
In fact all my fantasses
are of girls who wear glasses
Here's Nana Mouskouri
in all her glory
I see Ashleigh Banfield
all latexed and high heeled
Look it's Lisa Loeb
stripping under a strobe
But my best dream today
is Tina Fey in frayed lingerie . . .

3.
Squint and say you love me
Squint and say you love me

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