Bacon Dilemma

by Michael G. Howell

IT'S hard to cook bacon
In the buff.
I mean, how do you explain
Those little hot grease
Burn marks to your girl?
Especially when they're,
Ya know, down there?
I could say that I caught
The Chicken Pox or
Measles, but who wants
To go down on a guy
With little red bumps
All over his crotch?

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