Father Peter

by Daniel Sciarra

dishes the dirt
with altar boys
beneath his skirt
and Father Peter
passes the plate
says ''Fold your palms.
Don't masturbate''
Then Father Peter
pelts you with guilt
from atop the mount
tax exemption's built
and then Father Peter
asks you to pray
so you can get to heaven —
unless, of course, you're gay

Poor Father Peter
can't have a wife
But he's got a good job
for the rest of his life.

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