Girls Poo Faster

by V.S. Frimmit

EVERYONE knows that girls poo faster
and guys like to make a toilet disaster

You like to sit there in your own stink
Poo, wipe, flush, I'm up and out in a blink

Lingering on the throne to me is a drag
You come out waving the Times like a flag

Guys are trained to hold everything inside
When they finally let go, it's like something died

I think you hide in there to avoid
Better watch out, you'll get a hemorrhoid

Waiting out here for you is a bore.
One of these days I'm gonna break down your door.

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