Schlemiel Schlimazel

by Christa Neu

HIS heart doesn't burn for Laverne
His gaze is not dreamy for Jeannie,
He wouldn't give Fonzie a turn,
His heart belongs to S. Feeney.

Shirley, forget that old Carmine —
my friend aches in earnest, take pity
As proof, you should see his shrine
devoted to Miss Boo Boo Kitty.

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