Hillbillymerick No. 1 & No. 2

by ern modern

THERE once was a President Bush
who everyone thought was a wuss.
So he waged war in Iraq
And was sent packing his bag.
There's now a second President Bush.

There once was a second President Bush
Who everyone knew was a douche.
So he waged war in Iraq
And was sent packing his bag.
I hope I didn't speak too soon.

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