GOOD BYE, Ronnie, well, good bye, Ronnie.
The newsmen say that you have finally died.
But who could tell, Ronnie,
Though you smell, Ronnie,
you were always black-haired, always powdered,
kinda mumm-ified!
Now everyone's praisin'
and it's just amazin'
They forget what a big fat liar you were way back when.
So, take his pic, fellas,
put his face on the dime, fellas.
Ronnie'll never make a quip again!

So long, Ronnie, well, so long, Ronnie.
I bet you'd rather be in Philly right about now.
The world's a mess, Ronnie,
East and West, Ronnie,
Your pals' are growin', they're all crowin',
they're still rich -- and how.
What the hell'd you do
with your economic voodoo?
And now George W.'s doing more harm than you!
So, golly gee, fellas,
find him a vacant plot, fellas.
Ronnie'll never come this way,
(but his policies seem here to stay),
Ronnie'll never come this way again, yeah!