my duck died

by zippy

MY duck died last week
he was a good duck
his quack was a symphony
played in 2/2 time
quack quack. quack quack.
his waddle a Baryshnikov leap
he was as loyal as lassie
and didn't shit on the rug
although when he ate potato chips
he farted like a longshoreman
one eye was blue
and the other was missing
from a bar fight in Tijuana
and if you stroked him
real quick
on his downy underbelly
it made my duck hard
and he could fly
the fucker
i hated him for that

i learned a life lesson
from the death of my duck

duck tastes like chicken

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