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Who Passed During An Important Calc Test That I Did Not

by PopePotsie

THEY called her TI.
'Cause she's so quick.
And good to the eye.
Cold, calculated
mechanic, no cheat
just lackin' some o' that Texan heat.
the competitions all stood aghast
'cause she counted like a flash so fast
At how the guys pushed her buttons
Passed 'round and around
Like a dirty needle
Until one day she drained
her powers during my test,
went toward that eternal rest,
while anxiety lurked my chest because
integrals were no longer integral
to her but they were to me
and I had no backup battery

And so she died.
Leaving only a C- by my side.

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