Flip Floppin Awful Waffle

by Theresa Bayer

I waffle when I walk,
It's the only way to go.
Travelin' down the avenue,
I'm swaying to and fro.

When I'm behind the steering wheel,
I waffle when I drive.
Correcting right and left,
Cause I wanna stay alive.

When I go to sleep at night
I'm floppin'-- and it seems
I'll never be unwavering--
Not even in my dreams.

Whifflin; and wafflin'
Each time I draw a breath,
Until I stop for one last flop--
And die my flippin' death.

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