I've Been Thinking

by Lord Boron

I'VE been thinking all the things that happen in my pants.
I've been thinking and boy are my arms tired.
I've been thinking of a number from 1 to 20.
I've been eating broccoli so long my boobs hurt.
I've been green and furry but I've never slept with your sister.
I've been thinking all the things I could do to mess with
         the people at K Mart.
I've been wearing the same underwear so long my balls
         look like an Arab's toothbrush.
I've been thinking all the things that happen
         when I think.

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