Halloween Misfeats

by ern modern

DING Dong. Who's there?
Trick or treat!
Oh, don't you mean a honey-suckled teat?

Ding Dong. Who's there?
Dick or Bush!
I'm going to kick you in the tush.

Ding Dong. Who's there?
John or John!
Is that the bathroom or the private parts?

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