Oy to the World

by PopePotsie

I wanted to observe Yom Kippur
atone for sins I bore,
by staying home from school
celebrate Rosh Hashanah
with David, Eli, and Anna,
ignore the psych paper due.
But mother dampened my oy-
said that I was not a Jew.
Christians should get to stay home too
'cause I'm like a Super Jew,
reading Testaments Old and New --
Jesus did not die
for you to skip school,
was all mother would say.

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