Don't . . .

by John Lindsey

DON'T run naked through corn fields
Don't run naked through pools of lava
Don't run naked through mine fields
Don't run naked through poison ivy
Don't run naked through churches
Don't run naked through petting zoos
Don't run naked through nettles
Don't run naked through busy intersections
Don't run naked through airports
Don't run naked through beauty pageants
Don't run naked through preschools
Don't run naked through supermarkets
Don't run naked through rest homes
Don't run naked through weddings
Don't run naked through Antarctica
Don't run naked through wheat threshers
Don't run naked through herds of caribou
Don't run naked through chicken coops
Don't run naked through no man's land
Don't run naked through ballroom dances
Don't run naked through snapping turtle terrariums
Don't run naked through prisons

Don't run naked . . .

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