We Three Kings of Orient Are, Jordan, Barkley, and Abdul-Jabbar

by Tony Voss

I happen to know, for personal experience,
That Jesus totally sucks at NBA 2k5 on the Xbox.
And he makes all these excuses!
''This controller hurts my stigmata!''
''No fair! My point guard is a Muslim!''
''This crown of thorns made blood get in my eyes on that free throw!''
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
But what really amazes me
Is that for someone who died for all our sins,
And forgave those that trespassed upon him,
He still will not let it drop
That the Lakers let Shaq go

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