Women Shouldn't

by Michelle M. Buchanan

MY mom says women
shouldn't be priests
''it's just not right''
or presidents, police officers,
pilots and soldiers for
that matter.

I'll remember that next time I'm
holding the hose, gettin' ready
for take off, armed with my gun
and bible
and she's taken hostage by some
whackjob who's about to set
her on fire and take over the plane.

The vatican elected a new pope today.
My mom likes him. I don't know
what he thinks about presidents or soldiers,
but Joe doesn't think women should
be priests either.

I wonder what god
says when he walks past
the empty churches. I swear
I heard him laughing yesterday. Maybe
that's just cause women
are real good at being crazy housewives.

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