Crop Circles on the Top of My Head

by Houghton Piker

E.T. must have clipped me
while i was in bed
'cause now i've got crop circles
on the top of my head

i cursed the aliens
and their mammas
for carving signs on a guy
in his pajamas.

as far as my life
this is par for the course
to wake up a landing strip
for an invasion force

i told my wife
life wasn't fair
she said don't be an ass
you're just losing your hair

so those crop circles
on the top of my head
just mean i'm that much closer
to being dead

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