by Nicole Stanfield

HELLO KITTY is mouthless, Miffy has an ''x''
My childhood friends were silent
Today, it is a vex

that while anthropomorphic animals
Lauded imagination,
They couldn't speak creative thoughts
Only stare with reservation

at cookies, which they couldn't eat.
Oh, what a tragedy!
What sadist forged these cuties
Hello Kitty and Miffy?

If there's one thing girls may learn
With these animals on their bookshelf,
Is that to be succesful and cute as hell,
Shut up, and starve yourself.

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