by D.M. Anderson

WOKE up this morning with manboobs
Staring back at me in the mirror;
Perhaps I'd have noticed them sooner
If I had been thinking clearer.
They bounce when I run --
They bounce during sex --
They bounce right before my eyes;
They bounce when I walk --
They bounce when I talk --
They bounce cause I don't exercise.
Behold my big floppy manboobs,
All pasty and covered with hair;
They rest on a bag of a belly
'Cause my lifestyle put them there.
They bounced when I worked --
They bounced when I played --
They bounced when I brushed in the morning;
They bounced when paramedics
Tried to cardio-shock me,
'Cause I ignored my doc's dire warning.

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