Valentine's Day Poems

by Kevin Doran

VALENTINE'S Day, America

Roses are red
violets are blue
give me a crappy card
and I'll shoot you


Valentine's Day, Ireland

Roses are red
violets are blue
I’ll buy the whisky
if you buy brandy


Valentine's Day, England

Roses are red
violets are blue
throw the bacon 'n'
eggs on now
and we'll 'ave a quickie

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